Posted by Mick on May 10, 2004 at 22:05:40:
Today it was announced that Rocket Dog Racing was to be relaunched with a new invincibility. It seems a shame to go through the formality of the race, just post the trophies & be done with it. Mad Pete has teamed up with Andy "whats happened to the wipers" Findlay and Micky big knob to produce a world conquering ensemble. Pete Sparrow was last seen plummeting from a bungalow window shouting "whats the point of living anymore". Phil Myatt was noticed leaving a business card at the scene. Wayne was asked to comment on the tragic event and said "Ive not spent any time on my car, its just the same as last year".
Whey hey, Rocket Dog Racing, winners of the huge hangover competition hands down (after collecting the other titles natuarally)